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Cast of Come Here Often?

The cast of “Come here Often?” – Back Row: Wera von Wulfen, Edgardo Vega, Jeremy Judge, David Boyll. Middle row: Paul Renolis, Stefin Collins, Carole Swann, Christian Heppinstall, Ryan Engstrom, Terry Maloney Haley. Front row: Nic Sommerfeld, Mary Cait Hogan, Emily Keyishian.

San Francisco’s Left Coast Theatre Company recently presented the world premiere of Come Here Often, an intriguing drama co-written by Erica Andracchio,Terry Maloney HaleyNeil HigginsRita Long, and Chris Maltby. While there are many colorful characters on deck throughout the play, the protagonist is not human. Instead, it is a gay bar in the Castro named The Parlour which has withstood the ravages of time and, if all goes well, will celebrate its 50th anniversary in the not too distant future.

Over several decades, The Parlour has served as a drinking hole, living room, pick-up joint, and destination for gay men and lesbians who arrive in San Franciscohoping to start their lives anew. Unlike Cheers, The Parlour may not be the the kind of place where everyone knows your name. The first full-length play written by the creative team at LCTC, Come Here Often uses a curious gimmick to anchor the bar’s importance to the local LGBT community by setting the action in three different decades.

David Boyll and Paul Renolis

In the summer of 1978, San Francisco is still celebrating the historic election of Harvey Milk as the first openly-gay member of the city and county’s Board of Supervisors. Castro Street is flooded with new arrivals in town who are eager to live in a city where gays are not reviled and there is hope for a brighter future. However, by year’s end, Milk will have been assassinated by Supervisor Dan White, forever changing the course of LGBT history.

In 1978, The Parlour’s bartender is Noah (Terry Maloney Haley), whose clients include:

  • Peg (Carole Swann) a politically-aware lesbian who dresses like Annie Hall and brings her friends Maggie and Beth to The Parlour. Peg came to San Francisco from New York after her father forced her to marry a man when she was 18. Peg is not interested in taking shit from anyone.
  • Mike (David Boyll) is a 1970s hippie who doesn’t really want to get involved in anything stressful.
  • Johnathan (Jeremy Judge) is a young, naive, and apolitical man who fled to San Francisco after being kicked out of his Southern California home by homophobic parents.
  • Roberto (Ryan Engstrom) is a gay Puerto Rican who left New York and moved to San Francisco with his African American lover, Stephan (Paul Renolis), in search of a friendlier and less stressful social climate.
  • Maggie (Wera von Wulfen) is a butch lesbian who is eager to hit the streets and fight back against gay bashers who beat up on her friends.
  • Dido (Christian Heppinstall) is an aging trans woman who dispenses practical wisdom to the younger people who frequent the bar.

Fast forward to 1998, nearly a year after Ellen DeGeneres made headlines by coming out of the closet on her television show. Unfortunately, on October 6, 1998, Matthew Shepard was beaten and left to die on a fence outside of Laramie, Wyoming. For those who have survived the early years of the HIV/AIDS crisis and, thanks to new drug regimens, are living with a “manageable disease,” Shepard’s brutal murder is a devastating reminder of what can happen to LGBT people who live in small towns.

David Boyll, Jeremy Judge, Wera von Wulfen , Christian Heppinstall and Edgardo Vega (Photo: Jon Bauer)

Although Dido has passed on, her ghost still haunts The Parlour. The new bartender is a confident trans man named Zeke (Nic Sommerfeld) whose patrons include:

  • Ralph (Stefin Collins), a crude, leering heterosexual who is turned on by watching lesbians kiss. Constantly fantasizing about lesbian sex, Ralph is always eager to help a newly-arrived gay woman who needs a place to stay (although he has a nasty way of turning their relationship into something bordering on indentured servitude).
  • Allison (Mary Cait Hogan) is a wide-eyed young woman who arrives from a small town in Missouri and accepts Ralph’s offer to help. While Lou (Carole Swann) has developed a crush on Allison, Allison has fallen in love with Roxie, who has lost all interest in the kind of charitable acts necessary to sustain a relationship with a needy young woman. If Allison can’t come up with her share of the rent, there will be no relationship with Roxie.
  • Lou is a butch, hotheaded, and extremely jealous lesbian who gets 86’d from the premises after threatening to go after someone with a baseball bat.
  • Roxie (Wera von Wulfen) is a lipstick lesbian whose slickly manipulative people skills may have been picked up while observing Ralph in action.

Mary Cait Hogan, Stefin Collins and Nic Sommerfeld (Photo: Jon Bauer)

By 2018, same-sex marriage has been legalized by the United States Supreme Court but, following the election of Donald Trump, the social and political advances made by LGBT people are experiencing increased pushback along with homophobic acts of violence that have the potential to force many people back into closeted lifestyles. In an era of heightened sensitivity to political correctness, The Parlour’s owner/bartender, Jonny (David Boyll), goes out of his way not to discriminate against anyone who enters the premises.

Come Here Often begins in 2018, as a young black gay man named Cartier (Paul Renolis) tells Jonny about his plan to attract new business with a social mediaPR campaign. The ageing bartender feigns interest, knowing all too well that the business is teetering on the verge of bankruptcy. If Jonny can sell the building, he could fund a comfortable retirement for himself in Guerneville.

Mary Cait Hogan, Paul Renolis and Emily Keyishian (Photo: Jon Bauer)

When two drunk, straight women enter The Parlour to check the place out for a future bachelorette party, Claire (Mary Cait Hogan) and Debbie (Emily Keyishian) are titillated by the bitchy repartee they witness between Alec (Ryan Engstrom) and Antoine (Edgardo Vega), two drag queens on their way to perform at another bar. Unfortunately, the women’s behavior angers Jonny, who asks them to leave and hold their party somewhere else (suggesting that they might feel a lot more comfortable renting a suite at a local Marriott). A video of his rant that gets posted online quickly leads to trouble (an older Johnathan reappears in 2018 with a surprising plot twist that saves The Parlour from going under).

Directed by Chris Maltby (with costumes by Hal Dubiel), the large ensemble does an impressive job of

Christian Heppinstall and Terry Maloney Haley (Photo: Jon Bauer)

jumping in and out of characters from three different decades, thereby making Come Here Often resemble a diorama depicting life inside a gay bar.. I was especially taken with the performances by Ryan Engstrom, Wera von Wulfen, Nic Sommerfeld, Carole Swann, and Christian Heppinstall.

Following Johnathan’s gaybashing, the first act rises to an emotional climax as the patrons of The Parlour face the audience and voice their inner hopes and fears. Although deeply poignant, this choral effect (in which an increasing number of characters talk over each other’s voices) needs some judicious trimming in order to prevent it from becoming counterproductive.